I admit it: I still want Jennifer Aniston hair

At the start of the year, I got a much too expensive hair makeover. Though my hair looked awesome for a whole month, the triple digit money I paid for it should have stayed in my piggy bank. Truth is, no one should ever pay that much money for hair. It gets oily in two days, picks up bad smells and grows faster than a Chia Pet. Since then, I've been maintaining my locks on my own, doing my own streaks and yup, even cutting my own hair. -Tough times.-

This morning, I realized how much I suck at doing all of those things. My streaks look, well, like shit, and my hair is uneven. Why, WHY?, can't I just have Jennifer Aniston hair???